MINE! (part IV, The Reckoning)
First rule of Baby Fight Club - DO NOT TALK ABOUT BABY FIGHT CLUB.
Pretend that your children are perfect, and always well mannered, and poop out strawberry scented rainbows and daffodils.
Well, screw it, I'm talking about it.
The babies, they are fighting. They fight over toys, attention, food, shoes, oxygen, and perhaps even politics, (I don't understand their secret jibber jabber twin language.) Once one of them ultimately destroys the other, I am positive that I am next.
Please, run for your lives. Don't look back, don't try and help me. I'll only hold you back. Save yourself.
***WARNING! The following images may be disturbing, and may possibly even cause sterility***
The hair pulling begins
Ruby's shit eating grin fails to negate the fact that she's just stolen a car
Car fight rematch
And just when I am about to give the girls away to the next group of circus folk travelling through town, they go and pull out The Cuteness. Here they are acting sweet, with some mildly inappropriate kissing.
posted by Eve @ 12:57 AM
12 Comments:
So cute. Ben asked Mommy can they be our babies..I said no Nicholas is enough baby for us. Loved the videos so cute.
oh my the hair pulling, then stroking to make it all ok. little girls....so sweet. :)
even fighting they are dear.
I was about to call my dr. to set up a hysterectomy until I watched the last video...
hahahahaha...I'm laughing WITH you. Really.
How is Piper with all this? Her duties as a big sister are made much easier since Ruby and Lily seem all up in each other's business instead of hers. Bella is jealous.
dude: is that DORA in tv in the background AND on your living-room floor being smooched?
(and I thought two DORA freaks in the house was bad)
you rock...
"First rule of Baby Fight Club"... FREAKING BRILLIANT! This is why I love reading your blog.
My boys have started their own chapter of Baby Fight Club in North Carolina. I do hope Brad Pitt stops by for a fight or two.
and this is why we love being parents! the fighting nearly kills us, but the sweetness more than makes up for it in the end!
Oh even with the fighting they are two very cute little munchkins...chubby little legs and all!
Love it!
hmmmmmm, is it a bad sign if our ladies are already pulling hair and fighting over toys? it does not matter how many toys lucy has, she always wants the one marigny is playing with. i have nicknamed her "swiper" but saying "swiper, stop swiping" three times in a row does not thwart her klepto spree...... who is your "swiper"?
Wow, those two mean business! This is so cute. What does Piper do when they are fighting?
Ummm, so they like Dora? Swiper no swiping!
hiya i also have twins called ruby and lily and they were born on 29th march 2006!ruby was 6lb8oz and lily was 6lb11oz. having twins has been a challenge to say the least and i have aged by 30 years in the past year and a half. your twins are gorgeous!xxx
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