Why Piper and I cannot take naps together
SETTING: Afternoon naptime - Piper's bed
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Piper: Mommy, I sing you a yuyabye! (to the tune of Go to Sleep Little Baby) MamaMAAAAA, MamamAAAAAAAA, Mama MA MA MA MAAAAAAAAAA!!!! MAMAMAAAAAAAA MAMAMAAAAAAA, mamamamama ma MAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Me: OK, time for sleep now!
Piper: Mummy, you a best fwend ina whole wide world!
Me: You're my best friend too, sweetie! Night night now.
Piper: (Sticking her finger in my face) PICK PICK PICK! I pick you nose! Hahahahaha!
Me: Honey, don't do that. It's sleepy time now.
Piper: Dat's INSTUCKSING!
Me: (laughing) Yes, it IS disgusting. No more playing, honey. Sleepytime.
Piper: I get bleeding nose ALL OVER Piper's bed. (when she picks too much)
Where Daddy? At wook? Where Michie? Gamma here? etc......
(starts singing) MOMMY I YIKE WHEN YOU COME HOME, YOU COME HOME, YOU COME HOOOOOOOOME!!
HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOOOOOOOME!!!
MARY HAD A YITTLE YAM! YITTLE YAM! YITTLE YAM!!! PIPER HAD A YITTLE YAM, WHO FEET ARE WHITE AS SNOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!
Me: (starting to sing along to her silly lullabye..) And everywh-
Piper: SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Mommy, dat's toooo noisy! Baby Suzy is sleeping!
Me: Honey, I'm going downstairs, it's time to go to sleep.
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In other nostalgic news:
Although Facebook is mostly a time sucking vortex, and "Ah wish ah could quit you, Facebook!", sometimes, it is pretty cool.
Today I got in touch with a girl I used to babysit in Montreal in 1990. I recognized her name, and sent her a message, and she wrote me back, and it was HER! She was only a year old when I lived with her family, and I used to carry her around all of the time, play Itsy Bitsy Spider with her, rock her to sleep, and put ketchup on all of her food, so she would eat it. I just adored her. And now she is a lovely young lady, going to UNIVERSITY. I don't get it. Who will cut her food into tiny pieces and change her diapers at UNIVERSITY??!!! Who will apply the ketchup? Do they even HAVE cribs in the dorm rooms? It makes no sense to me. She is the age now that I was when I was her nanny. It's demented.
And, here are some more videos... because I can't help myself:
Ruby & Lily wrestling yesterday:
Stoned Piper sings the alphabet. In case you were wondering, the letter that comes after Z is "BURP"!
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posted by Eve @ 5:13 PM
6 Comments:
Never heard anyone sing their ABC's while high on strawberry markers. *applause*
Bella sang along and pretended to burp on cue.
The new It Girls of Baby Wrestling Mania. I see dollar signs all over their future.
i think you're brave to even attempt to take a nap with her. i don't let either of my kids into my bed for any reason, whatsoever. my sleep is too important to me.
LOL...I like the wrestling, especially the fancy footwork before the body slam. BWM indeed!
love it!
Just stopped by to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope it's fabulous!!!!
Love the videos by the way!
i called my hubby over to watch the "canadian twins" and when he saw those little ones walking he said, "oooooo, that's scary!". :-) they are so sweet together, i hope ours enjoy each others company as much as yours do. and your piper is a peach!
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