AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHRRHHHHHHHHH!
It's 7am, and I've been awake for 2 hours, damn this insomnia, and I am just wanting to HAVE THESE BABIES ALREADY!! I just cannot get comfortable with these little bowling balls in my tummy, and I am so over the nosebleeds, heartburn, constant peeing, and overall hugeness. I mean, I am in no way ready for the babies to arrive, since we're moving in 3 weeks, and I have a bazillion things still to prepare and buy, and I don't want these girls coming out before they are fully baked... but.... WHINE! WHHIIIIINE! SIGH! COMPLAIN!!! WHINE!!!!!
Somebody slap me across the face, please. I have to try to enjoy these last few months, as this will most likely be my last time ever being pregnant, and I'm trying to appreciate this special time when it's still just Piper, Robb and I. BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE ENJOYING IT AT 5 FREAKING A.M.!! OK, slap me again.
On a slightly less spoiled and annoying note:
I had a great night out tonight, (last night,) at our bar, with Robb and our friends. Piper has been the sweetest little potato all week long- so much so, that I hate putting her to bed at night, because I just want to keep hanging out with her awesomeness. The 3 of us went swimming at the pool on Friday night, and it was SO fun splashing and floating around with my two favorite people. I wish I could have taken photos in there. I actually wore my bikini, since I don't own a one piece, and I must have looked pretty funny waddling in there with my enormous navel-less belly entering the room about 5 minutes before the rest of me. It felt sooooo good to be weightless in the water, if only for an hour. And I'd like to send my deepest apologies to anyone who was knocked over by any tidal waves I created during my swim, and to anyone who was blinded by the glare of my fluorescent white belly.
Robb & Piper planning their synchronized swimming routine on their way to the pool- "Remember, point your toes and SMILE!"

My sweet girl, winterized